bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

skeetbucket:

renaesadie:

skeetbucket:

Is it really true that girls will model cute underwear for us if we buy it for them or is that just a myth

Definitely true

Impressive

beneta:

Joan Baez and Bob Dylan at Newport.

beneta:

Joan Baez and Bob Dylan at Newport.

me: where do you live?
vegan: I'm a vegan

iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

lakalaka:

Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

fishingboatproceeds:

lexcanroar:

phampants:

HOLY SHIT!!!

AHAHAHAHA

HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE.

fishingboatproceeds:

lexcanroar:

phampants:

HOLY SHIT!!!

AHAHAHAHA

HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE.

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

image

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

isnt:

i wanna play drums w ur butt